Cool dad ain't nobody's fool
Radio up, he blasting tunes
When he meet you after school
‘N his F150 go wipe ‘em out
Playing Halo on his XBLive account
Cool dad just one of the guys in black frames
Like the “Can you hear me now” guy from Verison
He keep the party live
And cool dad buys a keg ‘cause it's better than you drinking and driving
Smoked some weed in his youth
So when he say to stay away from smoking pot the man it isn't the truth
When he's out of his suit
And the kids are away
Cool dad in the garage sparking up the jet
Maybe doodle on electric guitar
Check some stocks on the internet
Help his daughter look for a car
Cool dad all the way, man, seriously
Cool dad do his parenting vicariously
Cool dad wear jeans and Nirvana shirts
If you like a new artist then he's on it first
Awkward s** chats, sitting backwards in chairs
Respects your right to dye weird sh** in your hair
Cool dad was in a one hit wonder band
Wanna drop out a tour? Then he understands
Cool dad even buy the van
But when you play in your hometown
Cool dad's your number 1 fan
What's up? Wanna hang with your friends
Watch your girl around cool dad
She might wanna bang him instead
But cool dad ain't making a mess
Gonna act like a teenager right until he wearing a pets
Want a dad who plays games? You got him
His facebook status updates'll behave your problems
He vegetarian but a meathead
Making jokes to your friends, “That's what she said”
Cruising in an empty car
Nodding his head and saying “f** yeah” at MPR
Cool dad ride a parroted blog
Black iPod filled with girl talk when he go for a job
Like, did you hear about Lady Gaga?
Cool dad developing an interest in the Gamelan Ragas
Cool dad got culture and
He is subscribed to Brother Jones and gets his news from Vulture Man
Cool dad wear jeans and Nirvana shirts
If you like a new artist then he's on it first
Awkward s** chats, sitting backwards in chairs
Respects your right to dye weird sh** in your hair
Cool dad was in a one hit wonder band
Wanna drop out a tour? Then he understands
Cool dad even buy the van
But when you play in your hometown
Cool dad's your number 1 fan
Might even jump on stage and try to do some of that Hype Man sh**
Embara** everybody
Keep your cool dad in check