Satellite High - Cool Dad is Eyeing Your Girlfriend lyrics

Cool dad ain't nobody's fool Radio up, he blasting tunes When he meet you after school ‘N his F150 go wipe ‘em out Playing Halo on his XBLive account Cool dad just one of the guys in black frames Like the “Can you hear me now” guy from Verison He keep the party live And cool dad buys a keg ‘cause it's better than you drinking and driving Smoked some weed in his youth So when he say to stay away from smoking pot the man it isn't the truth When he's out of his suit And the kids are away Cool dad in the garage sparking up the jet Maybe doodle on electric guitar Check some stocks on the internet Help his daughter look for a car Cool dad all the way, man, seriously Cool dad do his parenting vicariously Cool dad wear jeans and Nirvana shirts If you like a new artist then he's on it first Awkward s** chats, sitting backwards in chairs Respects your right to dye weird sh** in your hair Cool dad was in a one hit wonder band Wanna drop out a tour? Then he understands Cool dad even buy the van But when you play in your hometown Cool dad's your number 1 fan What's up? Wanna hang with your friends Watch your girl around cool dad She might wanna bang him instead But cool dad ain't making a mess Gonna act like a teenager right until he wearing a pets Want a dad who plays games? You got him His facebook status updates'll behave your problems He vegetarian but a meathead Making jokes to your friends, “That's what she said” Cruising in an empty car Nodding his head and saying “f** yeah” at MPR Cool dad ride a parroted blog Black iPod filled with girl talk when he go for a job Like, did you hear about Lady Gaga? Cool dad developing an interest in the Gamelan Ragas Cool dad got culture and He is subscribed to Brother Jones and gets his news from Vulture Man Cool dad wear jeans and Nirvana shirts If you like a new artist then he's on it first Awkward s** chats, sitting backwards in chairs Respects your right to dye weird sh** in your hair Cool dad was in a one hit wonder band Wanna drop out a tour? Then he understands Cool dad even buy the van But when you play in your hometown Cool dad's your number 1 fan Might even jump on stage and try to do some of that Hype Man sh** Embara** everybody Keep your cool dad in check