[Chorus]
Text if you're feeling s**y
Beep if you wanna sleep
Me I'm a little hungry
Trying to count my sheep
Text if you wanna s** me
Beep if you'd rather sleep
Buzz if you wanna get drinks
Call if you wanna sleep
I've been trying to sleep
But to no avail
I look out the window
I see a k**er whale
I've been trying to eat
But I could not decide
If I want some bacon
With scrambled eggs on the side
[repeat Chorus]
I've been trying to walk
But I sprained my knee
I hurt it down at the park
On a skating spree
I've been trying to talk
But you would never listen
If you change your mind
You'll find me in the kitchen
Cookin'
[repeat Chorus]