[Chorus] Text if you're feeling s**y Beep if you wanna sleep Me I'm a little hungry Trying to count my sheep Text if you wanna s** me Beep if you'd rather sleep Buzz if you wanna get drinks Call if you wanna sleep I've been trying to sleep But to no avail I look out the window I see a k**er whale I've been trying to eat But I could not decide If I want some bacon With scrambled eggs on the side [repeat Chorus] I've been trying to walk But I sprained my knee I hurt it down at the park On a skating spree I've been trying to talk But you would never listen If you change your mind You'll find me in the kitchen Cookin' [repeat Chorus]