I've suspected for quite some time
That my best friend's a pirate
There's little things that make me think he is, but he denies it
When I first met him
I said "Hi" and he said "Ahoy, yarr"
I suspect he's a pirate
Then we went to an ATM to get cash out
and he called it booty
He's a pirate
He's got a new mobile phone and the ringtone goes like this
Then there was the time he raped and pillaged my entire family
But that was unrelated.