[Verse 1]
Pigeons!
I don't give a smidgen of crap about em
Cuz they crap on everything, except for rap, cuz they can't
And I didn't hesitate when I snapped, crackled, and popped on those sons of b**hes
I could be outside sittin'
Mindin' my own business
Eatin' some french fries and chicken
But then in an instant these f**ing pigeons descend from the sky
Like they on a mission
They open up their a**holes and start sh**tin'
They make a mess of everything they sit on
I get up to try to kick them but they fly away into the distance
f**ing birds!
The bird is what I flip em
They raise their middle feather back at me, but it ain't the same
Yeah, bet you wish you had fingers
I bet they'd come in handy
Get it? Handy? f** you, that joke is dandy!
f**ing pigeons sh** whenever they landing
Don't know what those f**ing birds are planning
I see an old granny feeding crumbs to that fat pigeon
Goddamn he gonna fill every nook and cranny
I wanna shove Captain Planet up your feathered fanny
[Hook]
Birds, f** you
You sh** on me
I'll sh** back on you
Birds
You all can go to hell
f** you pigeons!
[Verse 2]
No fingers, no brain, no teeth, no name
You f**ing birds are hella lame
When I shoot pigeons, they ain't made of clay
I'm shootin' off bullets and they gettin' in the way
Don't try to blame the way I aim
Are you birds insane?
I'm just saying, it's your fault if you get shot in the brain
Shouldn't have been in my no-fly zone again
Yeah, feel the pain
If you'd stop flying away, I'd get up close and let you taste my blade
f**ing birds deserve to get mauled and maimed
Chest cut open, feathers bloodstained
I decapitate, amputate your face
This is for sh**ting on the human race, you f**ing disgrace
When I'm rich and famous and have my own place
I'll get a pigeon statue in the bathroom and sh** on its face
Payback's a b**h and so are you
I'll hang you up with the lace from my shoe
Stuff you with candy and whack you with bamboo
When you're a piñata maybe something good'll come out of you
[Hook]
Birds, f** you
You sh** on me
I'll sh** back on you
Birds
You all can go to hell
f** you pigeons!