Sam Bra** Knuckles - f** Pigeons lyrics

[Verse 1] Pigeons! I don't give a smidgen of crap about em Cuz they crap on everything, except for rap, cuz they can't And I didn't hesitate when I snapped, crackled, and popped on those sons of b**hes I could be outside sittin' Mindin' my own business Eatin' some french fries and chicken But then in an instant these f**ing pigeons descend from the sky Like they on a mission They open up their a**holes and start sh**tin' They make a mess of everything they sit on I get up to try to kick them but they fly away into the distance f**ing birds! The bird is what I flip em They raise their middle feather back at me, but it ain't the same Yeah, bet you wish you had fingers I bet they'd come in handy Get it? Handy? f** you, that joke is dandy! f**ing pigeons sh** whenever they landing Don't know what those f**ing birds are planning I see an old granny feeding crumbs to that fat pigeon Goddamn he gonna fill every nook and cranny I wanna shove Captain Planet up your feathered fanny [Hook] Birds, f** you You sh** on me I'll sh** back on you Birds You all can go to hell f** you pigeons! [Verse 2] No fingers, no brain, no teeth, no name You f**ing birds are hella lame When I shoot pigeons, they ain't made of clay I'm shootin' off bullets and they gettin' in the way Don't try to blame the way I aim Are you birds insane? I'm just saying, it's your fault if you get shot in the brain Shouldn't have been in my no-fly zone again Yeah, feel the pain If you'd stop flying away, I'd get up close and let you taste my blade f**ing birds deserve to get mauled and maimed Chest cut open, feathers bloodstained I decapitate, amputate your face This is for sh**ting on the human race, you f**ing disgrace When I'm rich and famous and have my own place I'll get a pigeon statue in the bathroom and sh** on its face Payback's a b**h and so are you I'll hang you up with the lace from my shoe Stuff you with candy and whack you with bamboo When you're a piñata maybe something good'll come out of you [Hook] Birds, f** you You sh** on me I'll sh** back on you Birds You all can go to hell f** you pigeons!