Had three shots before I came in the door,
s**ed down fourteen beers, and I want more.
Tossed a fifth o' booze in the back of car,
Had three more shots when I sat down at the bar.
Prechorus: It's not Labor Day,
It's not Veterans Day,
It's not Memorial Day,
And it's ain't Yom Kippur
Chorus: f** School, Alcoholiday
f** Work, Alcoholiday
f** You, Alcoholiday
Dranka bottle of wine to break in the day.
Drank a little more, now I can' even pay.
I like to get boozed up before I go to cla**,
Tell that pretty teacher she can kiss my a**.
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