Salty Onion - Alcoholiday lyrics

Had three shots before I came in the door, s**ed down fourteen beers, and I want more. Tossed a fifth o' booze in the back of car, Had three more shots when I sat down at the bar. Prechorus: It's not Labor Day, It's not Veterans Day, It's not Memorial Day, And it's ain't Yom Kippur Chorus: f** School, Alcoholiday f** Work, Alcoholiday f** You, Alcoholiday Dranka bottle of wine to break in the day. Drank a little more, now I can' even pay. I like to get boozed up before I go to cla**, Tell that pretty teacher she can kiss my a**. Prechorus Chorus