Here is why I never called
To say hey I'm alright I will be home any second
I thought you were asleep at home
But you lay wide awake wanted to hear about my night walk
You should have seen me wagging my tail
One tease and I will bite
You throw me a bone and I'll run till I faint
Oh baby you'd cry your heart out
I got home fumbled with my crocked keys
In thru the hallways straight to my doormat
Kicked me out to get some peace
From a lovesick little puppy ashamed of its every need
You should have seen him scratching my back
Until my eyes got wider
I say please, please, please put on the old strap
And tame my hunger and desire
I'll be happy to learn any cla**ier trick than
Eating from hands of strangers
I can try I'll behave but nothing will stick
Until I lose some of that taste for danger
And that's why I never called
To say hey I'm alright I will be home any second
I thought you were asleep at home
But you lay wide awake wanted to talk about my night walk
Yeah you wanna talk about my night walk?