Here is why I never called To say hey I'm alright I will be home any second I thought you were asleep at home But you lay wide awake wanted to hear about my night walk You should have seen me wagging my tail One tease and I will bite You throw me a bone and I'll run till I faint Oh baby you'd cry your heart out I got home fumbled with my crocked keys In thru the hallways straight to my doormat Kicked me out to get some peace From a lovesick little puppy ashamed of its every need You should have seen him scratching my back Until my eyes got wider I say please, please, please put on the old strap And tame my hunger and desire I'll be happy to learn any cla**ier trick than Eating from hands of strangers I can try I'll behave but nothing will stick Until I lose some of that taste for danger And that's why I never called To say hey I'm alright I will be home any second I thought you were asleep at home But you lay wide awake wanted to talk about my night walk Yeah you wanna talk about my night walk?