I'll cut your lawn if I can ride your sister
I'll piss in her face and then swear that I missed her
I'm tickling her tits with a foxes whisker
I'll blow her mind like a Halloween Whistler
UGGGHH!
All the boys in their pride,
They keep pa**ing me by
And their asking me why?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
He's just biding his time
Now break it down b**h and lets all cry
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it a nice eye?
What's wrong with Anthony's eye?
Is it a cod eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it Lambs eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it a Japs eye?
Verse 2
My mother bought me brand new shoes
So I said "f** you" and started watching the news
Coz I only wear wellies when I'm perusing the telly
And give me all of your money so I can spend it on Jellies,
Coz I'm the baddest, b**h
I'm the biggest prick
I'm only licking your lips to get a nicotine hit
I'll start throwing a fit
Rolling in sh**
I'll leave a fart inside your bed and then I'll never admit it
WOOOOO!!!
What's wrong with Anthony's eye?
Is it a cod eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it Lambs eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it a Japs eye?
Verse 3
Yesterday when brushing my teeth
I had a vision of you sitting
Watching champions league,
And from the back of the seat
Came out a hive of bees
And they stung you on the tits until you roared and screamed
You began to cry
You started asking "Why?"
"Is all this a result of Anthony's eye?"
And I'm Anthonys Iris, as it scans Kilkee,
Looking for a beurre who'll let me touch her gee
What's wrong with Anthony's eye?
Is it a cod eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it Lambs eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it a Japs eye?
What's wrong with Anthony's eye?
Is it a cod eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it Lambs eye?
What's wrong with Anthonys eye?
Is it a Japs eye?