I'll cut your lawn if I can ride your sister I'll piss in her face and then swear that I missed her I'm tickling her tits with a foxes whisker I'll blow her mind like a Halloween Whistler UGGGHH! All the boys in their pride, They keep pa**ing me by And their asking me why? What's wrong with Anthonys eye? He's just biding his time Now break it down b**h and lets all cry What's wrong with Anthonys eye? Is it a nice eye? What's wrong with Anthony's eye? Is it a cod eye? What's wrong with Anthonys eye? Is it Lambs eye? What's wrong with Anthonys eye? Is it a Japs eye? Verse 2 My mother bought me brand new shoes So I said "f** you" and started watching the news Coz I only wear wellies when I'm perusing the telly And give me all of your money so I can spend it on Jellies, Coz I'm the baddest, b**h I'm the biggest prick I'm only licking your lips to get a nicotine hit I'll start throwing a fit Rolling in sh** I'll leave a fart inside your bed and then I'll never admit it WOOOOO!!! What's wrong with Anthony's eye? Is it a cod eye? What's wrong with Anthonys eye? Is it Lambs eye? What's wrong with Anthonys eye? Is it a Japs eye? Verse 3 Yesterday when brushing my teeth I had a vision of you sitting Watching champions league, And from the back of the seat Came out a hive of bees And they stung you on the tits until you roared and screamed You began to cry You started asking "Why?" "Is all this a result of Anthony's eye?" And I'm Anthonys Iris, as it scans Kilkee, Looking for a beurre who'll let me touch her gee What's wrong with Anthony's eye? Is it a cod eye? What's wrong with Anthonys eye? Is it Lambs eye? What's wrong with Anthonys eye? Is it a Japs eye? What's wrong with Anthony's eye? Is it a cod eye? What's wrong with Anthonys eye? Is it Lambs eye? What's wrong with Anthonys eye? Is it a Japs eye?