Naked
No oh oh, I can’t take it
No oh you-ou-ou’ll never
Ever see-e-e-e me naked
When I was a baby I born unclothed
I cried, cried, cried, ’cause my wee-wee was exposed (wah!)
When I take a shower, I wear bathing suits
So if somebody barged in they won’t see my fruits (banana!)
I won’t go to the doctor to turn-and-cough (cough)
‘Cause before you turn-and-cough, you gotta take your undies off
I got a birthmark on my bum I’d rather no one see
It looks like a cave drawing of Judge Judy (Judy!)
Naked
No oh oh, I can’t take it
No oh you-ou-ou’ll never
Ever see-e-e-e me naked
You won’t see me naked over my dead body
And when I die, don’t perform an autopsy (scalpel!)
‘Cause I’m pretty sure you have to be naked for those
And in that case my cause of d**h I’d rather not know (measles!)
You’ll never see me naked, trust me bro
‘Cause clothes is what separates us from the animals
Well that and perhaps self-consciousness
But what is consciousness if not knowing to wear pants (hiss!)
Naked
No oh oh, I can’t take it
No oh you-ou-ou’ll never
Ever see-e-e-e me naked