Rhett & Link - Naked lyrics

Naked No oh oh, I can’t take it No oh you-ou-ou’ll never Ever see-e-e-e me naked When I was a baby I born unclothed I cried, cried, cried, ’cause my wee-wee was exposed (wah!) When I take a shower, I wear bathing suits So if somebody barged in they won’t see my fruits (banana!) I won’t go to the doctor to turn-and-cough (cough) ‘Cause before you turn-and-cough, you gotta take your undies off I got a birthmark on my bum I’d rather no one see It looks like a cave drawing of Judge Judy (Judy!) Naked No oh oh, I can’t take it No oh you-ou-ou’ll never Ever see-e-e-e me naked You won’t see me naked over my dead body And when I die, don’t perform an autopsy (scalpel!) ‘Cause I’m pretty sure you have to be naked for those And in that case my cause of d**h I’d rather not know (measles!) You’ll never see me naked, trust me bro ‘Cause clothes is what separates us from the animals Well that and perhaps self-consciousness But what is consciousness if not knowing to wear pants (hiss!) Naked No oh oh, I can’t take it No oh you-ou-ou’ll never Ever see-e-e-e me naked