Chorus
They like to eat gra**
They don’t have much ma**,
They get hit with a dart,
Cause they aren't very smart
V1
Meet this lone alpaca
His name is simply Carl,
Whenever he sees a lion,
He always gets a snarl.
Chorus
They like to eat gra**,
They don’t have much ma**,
They get hit with a dart,
Cause they aren’t very smart.
V2
He has a friend named Wayne
Wayne doesn’t have the biggest brain,
He is Carl’s best friend,
They’ll be friends till the end,
There’s nothing that could tear them apart
Chorus
They like to eat gra**
They don’t have much ma**
They get hit with a dart,
Cause they aren't very smart
V3
They had another friend named Rand,
He fell in some quicksand,
He drowned in there,
He lost all his hair,
And they never saw him again,
Chorus
They like to eat gra**
They don’t have much ma**,
They get hit with a dart,
Cause they aren’t very smart
Repeat