Chorus They like to eat gra** They don’t have much ma**, They get hit with a dart, Cause they aren't very smart V1 Meet this lone alpaca His name is simply Carl, Whenever he sees a lion, He always gets a snarl. Chorus They like to eat gra**, They don’t have much ma**, They get hit with a dart, Cause they aren’t very smart. V2 He has a friend named Wayne Wayne doesn’t have the biggest brain, He is Carl’s best friend, They’ll be friends till the end, There’s nothing that could tear them apart Chorus They like to eat gra** They don’t have much ma** They get hit with a dart, Cause they aren't very smart V3 They had another friend named Rand, He fell in some quicksand, He drowned in there, He lost all his hair, And they never saw him again, Chorus They like to eat gra** They don’t have much ma**, They get hit with a dart, Cause they aren’t very smart Repeat