[Verse 1]
Some kids smile at Sweetarts sweet hearts
It's so sad
But three cheers for Three Musketeers
Out there fighting the good low-fat food fight all night
That's right, three cheers for Three Musketeers
Reese's Cup was the candy they all measured up to
Snickers bar's no fun in the fun size
bu*terfingers are tough to beat
But they stick to the tops and the bottoms of my teeth
And I know that can't be good for me
[Chorus]
Let me catch you up
There's a crunchy new cream of the crop
It's called the bu*terfinger Cup
The bu*terfinger Cup
bu*terfinger Cup
[Verse 2]
Honey, nobody likes Bit-O-Honey
Falling down into their plastic pumpkin receptacle
Why don't you give something respectable
Like a baby bag of M+Ms or a Watchama, Whatchamacallit?
[Chorus]
Let me catch you up
There's a crunchy new cream of the crop
It's called the bu*terfinger Cup
The bu*terfinger Cup
bu*terfinger Cup
bu*terfinger
bu*terfinger Cup
bu*terfinger Cup
bu*terfinger Cup
The bu*terfinger
[Bridge]
Ding dong
Hey, it's me
Uh, do you have any candy?
You do, what kind?
A bu*terfinger Cup?
Can I have one, please?
I get it, you were just saying
Yeah, I mean, I ain't got a costume
And I ain't got a disguise, but, I'm just your neighbor
With bu*ter cups for eyes
Give him the trophy
Tell the Cup he's number one
'Cause you've got to love
You've got to love the bu*terfinger, bu*terfinger
[Chorus]
bu*terfinger Cup
The bu*terfinger Cup
bu*terfinger Cup
bu*terfinger
bu*terfinger Cup
The bu*terfinger Cup
bu*terfinger Cup
The bu*terfinger
Gimme, gimme, gimme
bu*terfinger
I want some in my guts
Yes, those bu*terfinger Cups
They're delicious
Not quite nutritious, but so delicious
Gimme, gimme, gimme, those bu*terfinger, bu*terfinger cups
Gimme, gimme, gimme, want some in my guts
bu*terfinger Cups