[Verse 1] Some kids smile at Sweetarts sweet hearts It's so sad But three cheers for Three Musketeers Out there fighting the good low-fat food fight all night That's right, three cheers for Three Musketeers Reese's Cup was the candy they all measured up to Snickers bar's no fun in the fun size bu*terfingers are tough to beat But they stick to the tops and the bottoms of my teeth And I know that can't be good for me [Chorus] Let me catch you up There's a crunchy new cream of the crop It's called the bu*terfinger Cup The bu*terfinger Cup bu*terfinger Cup [Verse 2] Honey, nobody likes Bit-O-Honey Falling down into their plastic pumpkin receptacle Why don't you give something respectable Like a baby bag of M+Ms or a Watchama, Whatchamacallit? [Chorus] Let me catch you up There's a crunchy new cream of the crop It's called the bu*terfinger Cup The bu*terfinger Cup bu*terfinger Cup bu*terfinger bu*terfinger Cup bu*terfinger Cup bu*terfinger Cup The bu*terfinger [Bridge] Ding dong Hey, it's me Uh, do you have any candy? You do, what kind? A bu*terfinger Cup? Can I have one, please? I get it, you were just saying Yeah, I mean, I ain't got a costume And I ain't got a disguise, but, I'm just your neighbor With bu*ter cups for eyes Give him the trophy Tell the Cup he's number one 'Cause you've got to love You've got to love the bu*terfinger, bu*terfinger [Chorus] bu*terfinger Cup The bu*terfinger Cup bu*terfinger Cup bu*terfinger bu*terfinger Cup The bu*terfinger Cup bu*terfinger Cup The bu*terfinger Gimme, gimme, gimme bu*terfinger I want some in my guts Yes, those bu*terfinger Cups They're delicious Not quite nutritious, but so delicious Gimme, gimme, gimme, those bu*terfinger, bu*terfinger cups Gimme, gimme, gimme, want some in my guts bu*terfinger Cups