Learn to Let Him Go
Reisa L. Gerber
I wrote him some messages on the internet
They said,
"He's a superstar, please don't forget!"
Instant Karma is nearly impossible
And your personal hygiene is, like,
Untouchable, like you could go to a hospital!
They said, "Do you know the song,
"Dirty Old Dog!"
With yellow matter custard in her eyes?@
Well, if she kept it clean and immaculate,
That EMC squared would go right to the
Bachelors!!!
And everyone there would have seen you're
Adorable
Dirty disgrace is so cheap and deplorable...
And everyone laughed when they saw you
Write lyrics, Rei,
They said, "You could be Shakespeare
Juliet anon-
And if you weren't, like, clean,
I wouldn't come on..."
So...you can ask Someone...who has the
dam right....sing it to me, baby
"Rei, take your shower tonight!"...
...and LET HIM GO!