Learn to Let Him Go Reisa L. Gerber I wrote him some messages on the internet They said, "He's a superstar, please don't forget!" Instant Karma is nearly impossible And your personal hygiene is, like, Untouchable, like you could go to a hospital! They said, "Do you know the song, "Dirty Old Dog!" With yellow matter custard in her eyes?@ Well, if she kept it clean and immaculate, That EMC squared would go right to the Bachelors!!! And everyone there would have seen you're Adorable Dirty disgrace is so cheap and deplorable... And everyone laughed when they saw you Write lyrics, Rei, They said, "You could be Shakespeare Juliet anon- And if you weren't, like, clean, I wouldn't come on..." So...you can ask Someone...who has the dam right....sing it to me, baby "Rei, take your shower tonight!"... ...and LET HIM GO!