Depressed kind of talkative,
Shooting straight from the heart,
Watching old movies,
Like a freaked out old fart...
I would retire if the evening was late
But I just finished dinner,
I'm a very cheap date.
You don't need their "man" sh**,
You don't have to be rich,
They're after your a**,
But you don't want their pitch...
"Pucker up"...they tell you...
" Pucker up, girl" and "kiss",
And you finally say
" Yeah...Bet I know his address..."