Depressed kind of talkative, Shooting straight from the heart, Watching old movies, Like a freaked out old fart... I would retire if the evening was late But I just finished dinner, I'm a very cheap date. You don't need their "man" sh**, You don't have to be rich, They're after your a**, But you don't want their pitch... "Pucker up"...they tell you... " Pucker up, girl" and "kiss", And you finally say " Yeah...Bet I know his address..."