All aboard said Captain Tom
We're sailing west, we heave away
You'd better leave your ho's at home
When Jolly Roger's laughing
Through the rain
CAPTAIN TOM
I got the map, I got the plan
A wooden leg and a hairy chest
I may be blind, I may be deaf
But you would know I am the best
(chorus)
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
We're sailing west into the sun
Two weeks of hell and hurricanes
No gold, no women, no c**aine
And Captain Tom has gone insane
And Jolly Roger's laughing
Through the rain
The sharks are ready for the meal
Save your a** and stash your cash
The balls and nerves are made of steel
We s** the bones and rotten flesh
(chorus)
Into the sun
Into the sun