All aboard said Captain Tom We're sailing west, we heave away You'd better leave your ho's at home When Jolly Roger's laughing Through the rain CAPTAIN TOM I got the map, I got the plan A wooden leg and a hairy chest I may be blind, I may be deaf But you would know I am the best (chorus) Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum We're sailing west into the sun Two weeks of hell and hurricanes No gold, no women, no c**aine And Captain Tom has gone insane And Jolly Roger's laughing Through the rain The sharks are ready for the meal Save your a** and stash your cash The balls and nerves are made of steel We s** the bones and rotten flesh (chorus) Into the sun Into the sun