[Verse 1]
As I pa**ed by a real fine hotel
A chick walked out, she sure looked square
I gave her the eye and started to carry on
When a Cadillac cruised up and 'swish', she was gone
[Chorus]
It should've been me with that real fine chick[x2]
Hey hey hey hey, driving that Cadillac
[Verse 2]
A little later on, a theater I pa**ed
I spotted another chick and did she have cla**
I was all set to write her name in my book
When her husband came up and gave me a real dirty look
[Chorus]
It should've been me with that real fine chick[x2]
It should've been me to have been her chaperon
[Verse 3]
When I got to the corner I saw a sharp cat
With a 300 dollar suit on and a 100 dollar hat
He was standing on the sidewalk by a Dynaflow
When a voice within said,"Come on daddy, let's go"
[Chorus]
It should've been me with that real fine chick[x2]
Hey hey hey hey, driving that Dynaflow
[Verse 4]
I ate a bowl of chili and I felt okay
At least until I pa**ed this fine cafe
I saw a guy eating a great big steak
While a waitress stood by feeding him ice cream and cake
[Chorus]
It should've been me with that real fine chick[x2]
You know, it should've been me eating ice cream and cake
[Chorus]
It should've been me getting my natural kicks[x2]
Hey hey hey hey, loving those crazy chicks