[Verse 1] As I pa**ed by a real fine hotel A chick walked out, she sure looked square I gave her the eye and started to carry on When a Cadillac cruised up and 'swish', she was gone [Chorus] It should've been me with that real fine chick[x2] Hey hey hey hey, driving that Cadillac [Verse 2] A little later on, a theater I pa**ed I spotted another chick and did she have cla** I was all set to write her name in my book When her husband came up and gave me a real dirty look [Chorus] It should've been me with that real fine chick[x2] It should've been me to have been her chaperon [Verse 3] When I got to the corner I saw a sharp cat With a 300 dollar suit on and a 100 dollar hat He was standing on the sidewalk by a Dynaflow When a voice within said,"Come on daddy, let's go" [Chorus] It should've been me with that real fine chick[x2] Hey hey hey hey, driving that Dynaflow [Verse 4] I ate a bowl of chili and I felt okay At least until I pa**ed this fine cafe I saw a guy eating a great big steak While a waitress stood by feeding him ice cream and cake [Chorus] It should've been me with that real fine chick[x2] You know, it should've been me eating ice cream and cake [Chorus] It should've been me getting my natural kicks[x2] Hey hey hey hey, loving those crazy chicks