Go figure the oh so ignorant slow liver, make ‘em don't sleep like NoDoz sniffers and coke bingers
Pro sinner, I'm sick with felonies as wacky
With more inner conflict than Helga G. Pataki
Ho getter, dime chicks to Tel Aviv and back
He's a dope spitter, y'all could be selling me to crack fiends
Keep it moving like a track meet, wack freak see me creeping to ‘em in a taxi
The legendary king shoop bong juice to dom booze, from the heavy bling to the Croc shoes
You thought I never think to rob you, you slob dude thanks for everything, to Wong Foo
I'm Julie Newmar, been fooling you all and lootin' New York and putting j**els all in Super U-Hauls
And Scooby Doo called to ask if he could take the case, raid the place. and try to eat a snack when I break your face
Cool like a switch-blade, ix-nay the itchshay, dudes typing in cave, b**h made since fifth grade
Michael spits game, b**h take a sick day
I've been to house parties but you‘ll never see this kid play
I'm Rick James