Go figure the oh so ignorant slow liver, make ‘em don't sleep like NoDoz sniffers and coke bingers Pro sinner, I'm sick with felonies as wacky With more inner conflict than Helga G. Pataki Ho getter, dime chicks to Tel Aviv and back He's a dope spitter, y'all could be selling me to crack fiends Keep it moving like a track meet, wack freak see me creeping to ‘em in a taxi The legendary king shoop bong juice to dom booze, from the heavy bling to the Croc shoes You thought I never think to rob you, you slob dude thanks for everything, to Wong Foo I'm Julie Newmar, been fooling you all and lootin' New York and putting j**els all in Super U-Hauls And Scooby Doo called to ask if he could take the case, raid the place. and try to eat a snack when I break your face Cool like a switch-blade, ix-nay the itchshay, dudes typing in cave, b**h made since fifth grade Michael spits game, b**h take a sick day I've been to house parties but you‘ll never see this kid play I'm Rick James