[Verse 1]
All my friends are getting married
And finishing degrees
I'm still here flipping burgers
And adding extra cheese
[Chorus]
What went wrong with me?
Oh, what to do with myself?
[Verse 2]
My friends all go out drinking
They've learned to not ask me
I prefer isolation
To pleasant company
[Chorus]
What went wrong with me?
Oh, what to do with myself?
[Verse 3]
Life's not a competition
If it were, I'd be last
My friends all took the highway
I took the underpa**
[Chorus]
What went wrong with me?
Oh, what to do with myself?