[Verse 1] All my friends are getting married And finishing degrees I'm still here flipping burgers And adding extra cheese [Chorus] What went wrong with me? Oh, what to do with myself? [Verse 2] My friends all go out drinking They've learned to not ask me I prefer isolation To pleasant company [Chorus] What went wrong with me? Oh, what to do with myself? [Verse 3] Life's not a competition If it were, I'd be last My friends all took the highway I took the underpa** [Chorus] What went wrong with me? Oh, what to do with myself?