Most people don't know this
But the sasquatch lies
In the Bridgewater Triangle
Biding by his time
To meet up with Crazy Manny
The Devil from Hudson, MA
Oh, uh oh
Uh oh, oh
Oh, oh oh oh
And we don't want to warn ya
We don't want to warn ya
Don't want to warn ya
Wanna warn ya now
In two thousand and fifteen
The end will come
In two thousand and fifteen
The end will come
Seasick Nessie
Left her home in Gloucester
For the Quabbin Reservoir
To meet up with Swamp Thing
On work leave
From Ma**achusetts Northern Shore
Oh, uh oh
Uh oh, oh,
Oh, oh oh oh
And we don't want to warn ya
We don't want to warn ya
Don't want to warn ya
Wanna warn ya now
And then a monster will run
Run for president
And we'll vote for him
Because he's our best damn choice
Three years from the campaign trail
He knows that it's no use
For what can't be seen
Is what happens in 2015
And we don't want to warn ya
We don't want to warn ya
Don't want to warn ya
Wanna warn ya now
In 2015
The end will come
But don't blame the monsters
They tried to keep us,
Tried to keep us from
Our best friend
And buddy
The atomic bomb
Oh, uh oh
Uh oh, oh,
Oh, oh oh oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Let's go