Most people don't know this But the sasquatch lies In the Bridgewater Triangle Biding by his time To meet up with Crazy Manny The Devil from Hudson, MA Oh, uh oh Uh oh, oh Oh, oh oh oh And we don't want to warn ya We don't want to warn ya Don't want to warn ya Wanna warn ya now In two thousand and fifteen The end will come In two thousand and fifteen The end will come Seasick Nessie Left her home in Gloucester For the Quabbin Reservoir To meet up with Swamp Thing On work leave From Ma**achusetts Northern Shore Oh, uh oh Uh oh, oh, Oh, oh oh oh And we don't want to warn ya We don't want to warn ya Don't want to warn ya Wanna warn ya now And then a monster will run Run for president And we'll vote for him Because he's our best damn choice Three years from the campaign trail He knows that it's no use For what can't be seen Is what happens in 2015 And we don't want to warn ya We don't want to warn ya Don't want to warn ya Wanna warn ya now In 2015 The end will come But don't blame the monsters They tried to keep us, Tried to keep us from Our best friend And buddy The atomic bomb Oh, uh oh Uh oh, oh, Oh, oh oh oh Oh Oh Oh Let's go