[Verse 1]
I f**ed Dolly Parton
I f**ed Loretta Lynn
I f**ed Barbara Mandrell
And I f**ed all of her kin
I f**ed Minnie Pearl
I f**ed Elvis Presley's little girl
I f**ed the Judds
I f**ed the Judds
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
[Chorus]
It won't go down
It won't go down
My bo*er, my bo*er
My bo*er won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
[Verse 2]
I f**ed Willie Nelson
I f**ed him deep inside
I f**ed Elvis Presley
In the bathroom where he died
I f**ed Dwight Yoakam
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles
And he hollered when I poked 'em
I f**ed the Judds
I f**ed the Judds
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
[Chorus]
It won't go down
It won't go down
My bo*er, my bo*er
My bo*er won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
So how we doin'
[Verse 3]
I f**ed Alabama
I f**ed the Oak Ridge Boys
I f**ed Randy Travis
With a 12 inch plastic toy
I f**ed the cast of Hee Haw
I f**ed Glen Cambell
I f**ed him on a see-saw
Kenny Rodgers farted gla**
When I f**ed his big white a**
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
[Chorus x3]
It won't go down
It won't go down
My bo*er, my bo*er
My bo*er won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
[Outro]
It won't go down
Won't go down