Puscifer Entertainment - Cuntry Boner (Evil Joe Barresi Mix) lyrics

[Verse 1] I f**ed Dolly Parton I f**ed Loretta Lynn I f**ed Barbara Mandrell And I f**ed all of her kin I f**ed Minnie Pearl I f**ed Elvis Presley's little girl I f**ed the Judds I f**ed the Judds My c*ntry bo*er It won't go down [Chorus] It won't go down It won't go down My bo*er, my bo*er My bo*er won't go down It won't go down It won't go down My c*ntry bo*er It won't go down [Verse 2] I f**ed Willie Nelson I f**ed him deep inside I f**ed Elvis Presley In the bathroom where he died I f**ed Dwight Yoakam Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles And he hollered when I poked 'em I f**ed the Judds I f**ed the Judds My c*ntry bo*er It won't go down [Chorus] It won't go down It won't go down My bo*er, my bo*er My bo*er won't go down It won't go down It won't go down My c*ntry bo*er It won't go down So how we doin' [Verse 3] I f**ed Alabama I f**ed the Oak Ridge Boys I f**ed Randy Travis With a 12 inch plastic toy I f**ed the cast of Hee Haw I f**ed Glen Cambell I f**ed him on a see-saw Kenny Rodgers farted gla** When I f**ed his big white a** My c*ntry bo*er It won't go down [Chorus x3] It won't go down It won't go down My bo*er, my bo*er My bo*er won't go down It won't go down It won't go down My c*ntry bo*er It won't go down [Outro] It won't go down Won't go down