My car is a PIECE OF sh*t!
I wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine for the things you did to me
You STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow your damn engine back to hell where I know you're from
PIECE OF CRAP!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place where you'd sit and lay to waste
I WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh nevermind, you always do
Could you tell me how much longer it will be until I'm rid of you?
I wish that you would just get hit by lightning, or something
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a s**er with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye
You leak more than a newborn baby
I change your oil all the time but still you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in a**orted colors
Such wonderful variety of problems galore
Will there be a time, when I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?
And will I ever see, it start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering?
Stupid f**ing car, stupid f**ing car (DIE!)
Stupid f**ing car, stupid f**ing car (DIE!)
Stupid f**ing car, stupid f**ing car (DIE!)
My car is a PIECE OF sh*t!
I oughta give you a swift kick
In the muffler, in the tire, or wherever I desire
You STUPID CAR!
You never get me very far when
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin
PIECE OF CRAP!
I guess you want a piece of me
Since you're leaving all your pieces I n the middle of the street
You HEAP OF JUNK!
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you
I swear you must be older than my grandma, and she's dead
The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
Your miles are approaching seven digits
May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key
I guess I'm just a little angry
But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide
You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
Has your car ever made you think about suicide?
Will there be a time, when I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?
And will I ever see, it start consistently
Without the pain and the torment?
Will there be a time, when I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?
And will I ever see, (music slows to stop) it start consist...?
What the...?
(Car starting) Come on...
(Car starting) Gimme a break!
(Car starts running for a moment) Ah?
(Car breaks) All right! Piece of sh*t!
(Smashing noises) DIE!
(Smashing noises) DIE!
Stupid car.