Psychostick - Two Ton Paperweight lyrics

My car is a PIECE OF sh*t! I wanna drive you off a cliff Watch you crash into a ravine for the things you did to me You STUPID CAR! I wanna make myself a pipe bomb Blow your damn engine back to hell where I know you're from PIECE OF CRAP! You aren't even worth the tow To a junkyard or a place where you'd sit and lay to waste I WISH YOU'D DIE! Oh nevermind, you always do Could you tell me how much longer it will be until I'm rid of you? I wish that you would just get hit by lightning, or something My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy I guess I'm just a s**er with a lemon So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye You leak more than a newborn baby I change your oil all the time but still you need some more Your fluid puddles come in a**orted colors Such wonderful variety of problems galore Will there be a time, when I know I can drive Without my car breaking down? And will I ever see, it start consistently Without the pain and the suffering? Stupid f**ing car, stupid f**ing car (DIE!) Stupid f**ing car, stupid f**ing car (DIE!) Stupid f**ing car, stupid f**ing car (DIE!) My car is a PIECE OF sh*t! I oughta give you a swift kick In the muffler, in the tire, or wherever I desire You STUPID CAR! You never get me very far when You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin PIECE OF CRAP! I guess you want a piece of me Since you're leaving all your pieces I n the middle of the street You HEAP OF JUNK! I don't know what I'm gonna do I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you I swear you must be older than my grandma, and she's dead The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me Your miles are approaching seven digits May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key I guess I'm just a little angry But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide You probably think I'm slightly overreacting Has your car ever made you think about suicide? Will there be a time, when I know I can drive Without my car breaking down? And will I ever see, it start consistently Without the pain and the torment? Will there be a time, when I know I can drive Without my car breaking down? And will I ever see, (music slows to stop) it start consist...? What the...? (Car starting) Come on... (Car starting) Gimme a break! (Car starts running for a moment) Ah? (Car breaks) All right! Piece of sh*t! (Smashing noises) DIE! (Smashing noises) DIE! Stupid car.