[Chris Hannah]
I swear I did my best to ensure that
His final moments were swift and free from fear
But consideration should be made for the fact
That Sandor Katz was my first k**
So I trust the reader will
Understand that while his screams may well have seemed
Like conscious objections, they were in reality
Simply a request to honor his strength and speed
With gratitude and tenderness, I seared
Every single hair from his body
Gently placed his decapitated head in a stockpot
Boiled off his flesh and made a spreadable headcheese
Cause I believe that one can only relate with
Another living creature by completely destroying it
I'm sure Sandor's friends and family will appreciate this
AHEM
A rationale so moronic it defies belief
Post-vegetarian, I must submit to you respectfully
Be careful what kind of world you wish for
Someday, it may come knocking on your door
Let me in!
LET ME THE fu*k IN!
I just want to
Fully relate
I swear I'll do my best to ensure that
Your final moments are swift and free from fear