[Chris Hannah] I swear I did my best to ensure that His final moments were swift and free from fear But consideration should be made for the fact That Sandor Katz was my first k** So I trust the reader will Understand that while his screams may well have seemed Like conscious objections, they were in reality Simply a request to honor his strength and speed With gratitude and tenderness, I seared Every single hair from his body Gently placed his decapitated head in a stockpot Boiled off his flesh and made a spreadable headcheese Cause I believe that one can only relate with Another living creature by completely destroying it I'm sure Sandor's friends and family will appreciate this AHEM A rationale so moronic it defies belief Post-vegetarian, I must submit to you respectfully Be careful what kind of world you wish for Someday, it may come knocking on your door Let me in! LET ME THE fu*k IN! I just want to Fully relate I swear I'll do my best to ensure that Your final moments are swift and free from fear