I needed someone to play the guitar
While I sang my songs
I wanted someone like Hendrix or Brian May
Was that so wrong?
I asked all my friends but nobody knew
Anyone who could meet my need
Then an internet surfer took me aside
And got me up to speed
"You can get that sort of thing online these days
Websites and chatrooms and lotsa different ways
You can easily find somebody who will fit the bill"
So I clicked and searched and clicked until
We met
On the Internet
I wasn't really sure what I would get
But I'm sticking with him
Because I haven't had a better offer yet
On the Internet
I needed a woman who I could love
And who would love me too
I had an ache in my heart and I felt so alone
What could I do?
I didn't panic
I sorted myself out
With someone very nice
You too can find true love
If you follow my advice
"You can get that sort of thing online these days
Websites and chatrooms and lotsa different ways
You can easily find somebody who will fit the bill"
If you click like I clicked and I searched until
We met
On the Internet
I wasn't really sure what I would get
But I'm sticking with her
Because I haven't had a better offer yet
On the Internet
We met
On the Internet
I wasn't really sure what I would get
But I'm sticking with them both
Because I haven't had a better offer yet
On the Internet