Pocketful O'Nowt - We Met On The Internet lyrics

I needed someone to play the guitar While I sang my songs I wanted someone like Hendrix or Brian May Was that so wrong? I asked all my friends but nobody knew Anyone who could meet my need Then an internet surfer took me aside And got me up to speed "You can get that sort of thing online these days Websites and chatrooms and lotsa different ways You can easily find somebody who will fit the bill" So I clicked and searched and clicked until We met On the Internet I wasn't really sure what I would get But I'm sticking with him Because I haven't had a better offer yet On the Internet I needed a woman who I could love And who would love me too I had an ache in my heart and I felt so alone What could I do? I didn't panic I sorted myself out With someone very nice You too can find true love If you follow my advice "You can get that sort of thing online these days Websites and chatrooms and lotsa different ways You can easily find somebody who will fit the bill" If you click like I clicked and I searched until We met On the Internet I wasn't really sure what I would get But I'm sticking with her Because I haven't had a better offer yet On the Internet We met On the Internet I wasn't really sure what I would get But I'm sticking with them both Because I haven't had a better offer yet On the Internet