Its a sh**ty old Clio, Covered in Stickers
Its got a go faster stripe that don't make it quicker
Sounds like a monster carved out of stone
But it looks like a case of first car syndrome
Exhaust like a drainpipe, just doesn't look right
Growls like a jaguar, gets left at the traffic lights
Its got the blue LEDs and the striplight underneath
This little car is customised beyond belief
Its got the fluffy dice and the designer aerial
You think its pretty neat but I think its more venerial
Seat belt pads, how camp can you get
Though I know sometimes you're apt to forget
I know how it is – you dont wanna crease your shirt
But a face fulla windscreen is really gonna hurt
Powered by angel dust, object of your teenage lust
Hissing noise gear change is even more ridiculous
You think your immortal, but that's a load of crap an'
You're a fatal accident waiting to happen
No indicators on when you cut me up at roundabouts
Roll down your window, throw all of your litter out
Exhaust like a drainpipe just doesn't look right
Growls like a jaguar, gets left at the traffic lights
its a sh**ty old Clio, covered in stickers
Its got a go faster stripe that don't make it quicker
Sounds like a monster carved out of stone
But it looks like a case of first car syndrome