Pocketful O'Nowt - First Car Syndrome lyrics

Its a sh**ty old Clio, Covered in Stickers Its got a go faster stripe that don't make it quicker Sounds like a monster carved out of stone But it looks like a case of first car syndrome Exhaust like a drainpipe, just doesn't look right Growls like a jaguar, gets left at the traffic lights Its got the blue LEDs and the striplight underneath This little car is customised beyond belief Its got the fluffy dice and the designer aerial You think its pretty neat but I think its more venerial Seat belt pads, how camp can you get Though I know sometimes you're apt to forget I know how it is – you dont wanna crease your shirt But a face fulla windscreen is really gonna hurt Powered by angel dust, object of your teenage lust Hissing noise gear change is even more ridiculous You think your immortal, but that's a load of crap an' You're a fatal accident waiting to happen No indicators on when you cut me up at roundabouts Roll down your window, throw all of your litter out Exhaust like a drainpipe just doesn't look right Growls like a jaguar, gets left at the traffic lights its a sh**ty old Clio, covered in stickers Its got a go faster stripe that don't make it quicker Sounds like a monster carved out of stone But it looks like a case of first car syndrome