Calling all rednecks to put down their sluggers
Turn their attention from beating the buggers
Pick up machine guns and k** camel f**ers
Backwoods nation...
Calling all doctors of spin and the smoke screen
To whip the new hateriots into a frenzy
Of good versus evil ignoring the history
Of the Backwoods Nation
Ain't it a shame
When due process
Stands in the way of swift justice
Calling all frat' boys
To trade in their hazing
Their keggers and c**aine
And casual date raping
For cabinet appointments
And rose-garden tapings
Backwoods, backwoods, backwoods......nation