Calling all rednecks to put down their sluggers Turn their attention from beating the buggers Pick up machine guns and k** camel f**ers Backwoods nation... Calling all doctors of spin and the smoke screen To whip the new hateriots into a frenzy Of good versus evil ignoring the history Of the Backwoods Nation Ain't it a shame When due process Stands in the way of swift justice Calling all frat' boys To trade in their hazing Their keggers and c**aine And casual date raping For cabinet appointments And rose-garden tapings Backwoods, backwoods, backwoods......nation