It's a story of 'I don't know's
White lies and hidden blows
In a bar our stage is set
But the characters you haven't met
A crucial fact I didn't know
The punker chick was beginning to show
This is how my troubles start
But for now, just give me a ba** guitar
See the one that eats like a pig?
He's alright and he's pretty big
That's his girlfriend to his left
She looks familiar but we haven't met
Oh Christ, what do you know?
That's the girl I met at the show
Hey man, what are you sayin'?
Let's get out of here the way we came
I'm just a stupid boy
I'm full of alcohol
Oh god, I should've known
I should've stayed at home
This time I can't account
I must have blacked it out
I just came out tonight
I cannot f**in' fight you
I think he saw the look on her face
Mouth wide open, what a bitter taste
But then he added up two and two
Now he's coming at me and you
I swear to god, man, I didn't know
We were off our tits at a show
I'm sure she loves you, you're really ace
I'm sure he wants to punch me in the face
I'm just a stupid boy
I'm full of alcohol
Oh god, I should've known
I should've stayed at home
This time I can't account
I must have blacked it out
I just came out tonight
I cannot f**in' fight you
Hey, I didn't know
Hey, I didn't know
I'm just a stupid boy
I'm full of alcohol
Oh god, I should've known
I should've stayed at home
This time I can't account
I must have blacked it out
I just came out tonight
I cannot f**in' fight you
Goodnight, you, goodnight