It's a story of 'I don't know's White lies and hidden blows In a bar our stage is set But the characters you haven't met A crucial fact I didn't know The punker chick was beginning to show This is how my troubles start But for now, just give me a ba** guitar See the one that eats like a pig? He's alright and he's pretty big That's his girlfriend to his left She looks familiar but we haven't met Oh Christ, what do you know? That's the girl I met at the show Hey man, what are you sayin'? Let's get out of here the way we came I'm just a stupid boy I'm full of alcohol Oh god, I should've known I should've stayed at home This time I can't account I must have blacked it out I just came out tonight I cannot f**in' fight you I think he saw the look on her face Mouth wide open, what a bitter taste But then he added up two and two Now he's coming at me and you I swear to god, man, I didn't know We were off our tits at a show I'm sure she loves you, you're really ace I'm sure he wants to punch me in the face I'm just a stupid boy I'm full of alcohol Oh god, I should've known I should've stayed at home This time I can't account I must have blacked it out I just came out tonight I cannot f**in' fight you Hey, I didn't know Hey, I didn't know I'm just a stupid boy I'm full of alcohol Oh god, I should've known I should've stayed at home This time I can't account I must have blacked it out I just came out tonight I cannot f**in' fight you Goodnight, you, goodnight