[Verse 1]
I never thought that maths could be made fun
'til Mr. McDougall showed me that it could be done
I used to think we'd all get old and dumb
But Mr. McDougall said "screw it, I'll always be young
I will always be young"
And if I could be just half the man that you were
I'd be twice the man that I [?]
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And when I die
I just hope that someone cries that way I am crying now
To know that you won't be around
And all the laughs and goodbye tracks from [?]
And the bottle and amp that'll go 'til 11
I'm sure there'll be kayaks in heaven
And the bottle and amp that'll go 'til 11