Paul Williams [NZ] - Mr. McDougall lyrics

[Verse 1] I never thought that maths could be made fun 'til Mr. McDougall showed me that it could be done I used to think we'd all get old and dumb But Mr. McDougall said "screw it, I'll always be young I will always be young" And if I could be just half the man that you were I'd be twice the man that I [?] [?] [?] And when I die I just hope that someone cries that way I am crying now To know that you won't be around And all the laughs and goodbye tracks from [?] And the bottle and amp that'll go 'til 11 I'm sure there'll be kayaks in heaven And the bottle and amp that'll go 'til 11