[Hook]
I fall flat on my a**
Like a fat kid in gym cla**
Now I'm getting fat a**
And I'm getting fat stacks
[Verse One]
That'll teach these ba*tards not to f** with me
I'll grope their neck until they can't breathe
I'll break everyone's gla**es until they can't see
Saw some teachers k**ing each other
What a horrible scene
This dude just put her in the dumpster
sh** just got extreme
Let me schedule you an appointment
I'm planning to take advantage
Of Spanish b**hes with gigantic b**bs
Couldn't afford no f**ing lube
So now I'm stuck with ointment
bo*er disappearing faster than the Titanic
No need to panic
I'll make a motherf**er vanish
I'll make a knuckle sandwich
El Chapo in a prison full of Hispanics
You wanted a legend, your wish is f**ing granted
[Hook]
I fall flat on my a**
Like a fat kid in gym cla**
Now I'm getting fat a**
And I'm getting fat stacks
[Verse Two]
Goldilocks and the three b**hes
They overdosed on some porridge
Now everything they see is orange
I'm having a f**ing brain shortage
Took some f**ing syringes out of the storage
Now everybody's pa**ed out on the f**ing floor and
I'm still sitting here, this is so abhorrent
So I go to turn the faucet on
I just see blood pouring
[Hook]
I fall flat on my a**
Like a fat kid in gym cla**
Now I'm getting fat a**
And I'm getting fat stacks
[Outro]
This song is really f**ing dumb
Don't do this sh**